Right, I need to quash a rumour that people highly believe that is true about me.
It was bought to my attention as a joke sometime ago that I looked like a convicted sex offender from the United States of America. This offenders name is Mark Allan Corn, he is 5ft, 9, very thin in complexion, and he is an American citizen.
This was a funny joke at the time because I did look like this person because I was thin. Now, this is where it went from funny to a piss take, people who I was connected to decided to look this up, and decided to believe this as factual when it was false. This was then passed on to many other people, and frankly it pissed me off. I know it shouldn’t because I know the truth, seeing as I have never been to the states, and I was born here as a British citizen.
So, here you go, just to prove again that I am not this person, here’s a link for you.
If these rumours continue, I will be taking further action, and then it will be sorted another way. Do not get me wrong, as a joke I don’t mind at all to say I look like them, but when people go around claiming this is true about me, well you’ll be sadly mistaken.