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Tuesday Poet – Social Media

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Tuesday Poet – Social media

Social media is such a drag,
Watching people sat on their ass,
Nothing to do but they light a fag,
Must be that social media smoke glass,

You go through the feed like it’s the Bible,
Chanting everything verse to verse,
Social media isn’t good,
It’s just a curse,

The chat on Facebook causes problems,
No matter what you do you’re active now,
Someone needs to sort that,
Facebook is being a cow,

Go outside and drop those devices,
Social media is colliding,
Ruining your life filling it with drama,
Go and make friends, or buy a lama!

Tuesday Poet — Reviews

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Today is Tuesday Poet,
And I have loads to say,
Watch this space and hear my rhyme,
So sit back and listen on this windy day,

The week started great,
It was promotions galore,
Reviews came flooding in,
And I asked for some more,

Who wouldn’t do the same?
They’re free after all,
Battery packs and food,
You know what I am saying y’all?

Oh my that turn of phrase,
Who knew it would be easy to replicate,
But it doesn’t matter as they say,
Signing on to Twitter to emulate.

Tuesday Poet — The Coffee is Free

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Grabbed a coffee today,
The sweet caffeine goodness,
But I forgot my wallet,
And I couldn’t pay,

The cashier says have it on me,
I say thank you for your kindness,
A big sigh came from my lips,
I have a free coffee from a sexy bean tree,

I sat at the table with a smile on my face,
With amazement that I got a free coffee,
I looked down at my mug with glee,
Then I realise she gave me a latte,

I can’t go back for a replacement,
That would be rude and that isn’t me,
Don’t push your luck,
Or else you’ll wear that free coffee.

Tuesday Poet — The Dark

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The Dark

I lay in bed,
I lay in the dark,
Hoping not to be scared,
Unless a monster turns up,

I look into the darkness,
Nothing is there,
I hear a creek,
Is there a ghost over there?

I go to close my eyes,
But, the fear is too high,
Shivering like a leaf,
I pull the cover over my head,

I shine a torch,
Nothing can be seen,
Your imagination is playing tricks,
So, go to bed and have a nice dream.

Tuesday Poet – Pancake Day

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Tuesday Poet – Pancake Day

It’s pancake day and everyone’s on the flip,
Mixing egg and flour in a bowl,
With a slight stir it makes some gloop,
But don’t eat it or it will make you sick,

Pouring it in the pan making weird circles,
Forgetting the oil and the fire alarm goes off,
You get a chair to sand on to switch it off,
Doing the magic stand and then you fall off,

Back to the pan to give the pancake a flip,
You start feeling cocky as it lands perfectly,
So you flip it again with a good feeling,
You flipped it too hard and it’s stuck to the ceiling,

So non on the plate just on the ceiling,
Just because you had a good feeling,
You stand in dismay in the kitchen,
Isn’t it appealing a pancake dropped on your head from the celling.

Tuesday Poet eBook Refresh

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I have finally started refreshing some of my FREE eBooks. So, I decided to refresh one of the newest ones first. Tuesday Poet: Volume One had a very bleak cover, but it has been deeply refreshed with a new simple design. I know it may seem mad, purchasing covers for FREE eBooks, but I’m not wanting to make money, I am here to give myself to the world, and share what I love to do as a hobby.
The new cover is pictured below, and I have attached links to the cover designer and the eBook.

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eBook FREE Download

Cover Designer: FrinaBookCovers

Tuesday Poet

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Once you look beyond the shadows,
The darkness is extinguish by a raging light,
It guides your path to the land of success,
Even when it’s bleak or even after death,

Isn’t it true that you hold a power within?
Don’t you believe those clouds of hesitation,
With your power and patience, you can rule the world,
Hold out your hand, and here is the key to all that is holding you back,

Stand by the lock and embrace this moment,
You are going to be let free and everything will be at your feet,
Slowly unlock that door,
Pull on the door slowly,

You look beyond the crack and just see an empty path,
This is your path and it’s here to guide you,
As you walk along this, mind the bumps and the cracks,
This path is like life, a winding path, filled with challenges, and you will make it through, but you have to take the first step.

Tuesday Poet

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Faker Poem

You’ve been talking for a while, and everything was fine,
They hide behind a wall of fake, and lie to you,
They act like everything is fine,

Everything came to an end,
They had 9 Facebook accounts of that you never knew,
When you prove all their lies,
They just say fuck you and say it’s all lies,

Minutes after they block you like a child,
Running away with their fake to cause trouble for someone else,
I must of touched a nerve and uncovered what they were hiding,
They must be on that flying pig full of lies,

The next search was funny, and it proved my point,
All the accounts were pending deletion, and ready to be destroyed,
But this all back fired and came to halt,

The next time you talk to someone online, always be prepared,
Crazy people can be found anywhere,
Even a nutcase who should be wrapped up in a white coat behind bars,
They were crazy, and they wanted attention,
But it came to an end, I found their real profile, and their fake intention!

Tuesday Poet

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My boxers are getting smaller,
My waist is being squeezed,
If I’m not careful,
They won’t pull up past my knees,

I don’t dare sneeze,
I don’t dare cough,
If I do,
It could rip apart my nuts,

Walking around like I shit myself,
It really makes people stare,
Chafing and cutting in all places,
And people don’t even care,

I would take them off,
But I would be arrested,
Exposing myself is crime,
So there’s nothing I can do,
It will rip my nuts virtually in two.

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